But even Rubio the Unready was able to drink water one-handed!
Speaking of Rubio and infants, when Rubio insisted on increasing the child tax credit to help poor families rather than giving all the benefits to the super-rich, Sarah "Suck My Pee" Sanders scolded him, saying, "We think he should be very excited about the progress weve made on that front! have made a lot of progress, if the goal is to rob the poor and middle income classes in order to give even more loot to the rich, so call them Reverse Robin Hoods, with an emphasis on "hoods." According to Senator Bob Corker, three Man-Babysitters are diligently trying to keep the nation from chaos: Rex Tillerson, John Kelly and James Mattis.
But perhaps no nickname captures the "real Donald Trump" better than his real name, Donald Drumpf, and the inspired variation Donald Drumpfkopf.
Such is the Boychurian Candidate's latest thought bubble!
Fortunately the Combover Kid's undersized hands are too tiny, weak and delicate to key in the nuclear codes, but it's not for his lack of trying to destroy the world!
Trump supporters voted for change, and , are they going to get it! Burch Omarosa saying Trump is "racial" but not a "racist" is like saying Hitler was "fanatical" but not a "fanatic." Nicknames for Trump and his minions have been coined by Alec Baldwin, Steve Bannon, Glenn Beck, Samantha Bee, Joy Behar, Joe Biden, Lewis Black, Elayne Boosler, Graydon Carter, Dana Carvey, Michael Che, Cher, Hillary Clinton, Stephen Colbert, Bob Corker, Ted Cruz, Eminem, Tina Fey, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Kathy Griffin, Le Bron James, John Kasich, Garrison Keillor, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Kristol, David Letterman, Bill Maher, John Mc Cain, Michael Moore, Seth Myers, Trevor Noah, Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Olbermann, John Oliver, Martin O'Malley, Robert Mugabe, Sarah Palin, Randy Rainbow, Dan Rather, Mitt Romney, Marco Rubio, Bernie Sanders, Joe Scarborough, Bernie Shine, Nate Silver, Jon Stewart, George Takei, Kim Jong Un, George Will, Fareed Zakaria, and even Trump and his first wife, the former Ivana Trump (who coined The Donald).
Garrison Keillor, who calls Trump the "Boy President" To see how Trump fulfills Biblical prophecies, just click the hyperlink. Hotter than a kryptonite bullet and threatening to "shoot" straight to the top of our list THE MORON which makes Rex Tillerson the Secretary of Stating the Obvious!
Man-Toddler Trump holds his bottle tightly, with two undersized infant hands, to avoid spills!